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標題: 爆笑語錄：三歲孩子對戀愛的看法 [打印本頁]
作者: HongMa 時間: 2007-10-19 09:34
標題: 爆笑語錄：三歲孩子對戀愛的看法
嘟嘟語錄 嘟嘟成長心得：如果想要買貴的玩具，告訴爺爺比告訴爸爸要好。
嘟嘟的理想：如果我長大以后是個女的，就去當醫生；如果長大了是個男的，我就當工程師。
嘟嘟三歲時對戀愛的看法：我們家都是親戚才談戀愛的，像我爺爺和奶奶，舅舅和舅媽都是親戚。
嘟嘟五歲時的兩年計劃：等我讀完幼兒園，就得開始考慮為自己找個老婆。
嘟嘟對媽媽很不屑：媽媽：“留神別吃到蘋果里的蟲子喲！”嘟嘟：“為什么要我留神？該它留神我才是！”
喜歡小狗
媽媽問：“嘟嘟，你看隔壁的小妹妹好不好玩？媽媽也給你生一個小妹妹好不好？”嘟嘟因為旋旋（隔壁的女孩）不肯嫁他至今耿耿于懷，回答說：“我不喜歡小妹妹。要不，媽媽你給我生一個小狗吧，要白色的！”
受歡迎的小孩
過六一節了，小朋友們聯歡，大家都表演節目。吳旋旋最厲害了，上臺表演彈鋼琴，演奏完后下面看節目的爸爸媽媽們都一直在喊，要她再彈一個。老師就問旋旋要不要再彈一首，結果旋旋急得快要哭出來：“我又沒有彈錯，為什么還要我再彈一次？”
貪玩的螞蟻
媽媽讓嘟嘟幫著晾衣服，嘟嘟卻只顧在院子里看一群螞蟻搬蟲子。媽媽便教育他說：“你看螞蟻多勤勞，從不浪費時間去玩耍。”嘟嘟很不服氣地說：“但是我每次到郊外去旅行，總會遇到它們的！”
音樂細胞
為了培養嘟嘟的藝術修養，爸爸帶他到音樂廳欣賞小提琴演奏會。一小時，兩小時過去了，臺上的演奏者依然在不停地演奏……最后，嘟嘟實在是忍無可忍啦，他大聲問： “爸爸！他要到什么時候才能把那個木盒子鋸開？”
作者: Jacey 時間: 2010-1-29 13:33
More Mystery
Later,we went on to Sir Henry's hotel.He was pleased to see us,but rather angry because another of his shoes had disappeared.This time it was one shose of an old pair.I could see that holmes found this both interesting and strange.He thought about it for a few moments,but said nothing ex cept that he did not understand why a second shoe had been stolen. (BANNED power leveling)
At lunch,Sir henry told Holmes that he had decided to go to Baskerville Hall.
'I think you have decided to do the right thing,'said Holmes.'I know somebody is following you.If someone tries to harm you in London,it will be hard to stop him or catch him afterwards.In the country we have a better chance.'
Holmes went on to tell them about what we had seen that morning.Then he asked Dr Mortimer if anyone with a large black beard lived in or near Baskerville Hall.
'Yes,said Dr Mortimer,'Barrymore,Sir Charles'butler,has a black heard.'
'We must check whether Barrymore is in London or at Baskerville Hall,'said Holmes.'I shall send a telegram to Bar rymore at the Hall,which will say:“Is everything ready for Sir Henry?”Then I'll send another telegram to the local post of fice.This one will say:“please put telegram to Mr Barrymore into his own hand.If he is away,please return telegram to Sir Henry Baskerville.”I'll give your address at this hotel.We shall know before evening whether Barrymore is in Devonshire or not.' World of warcraft Power Leveling
'Barrymore and his wife have a very fine home and nothing to do while the family is not living in the Hall,'said Sir Henry.
'That's true,'said Holmes.'Did the Barrymores receive anything from Sir Chades'will?And did they know that they would get some money when he died?'
'Yes,'said Dr Mortimer.'They each received￡500,and Sir Charles told everyone what he had written in his will.'
'That's very interesting,'said Holmes.
'I hope you don't suspect everyone who got something from the will,'said Dr Mortimer.'I received￡1000.'
'Indeed!'said Holmes.'And who else received money?'
'A lot of people received a little money.He gave a lot of money to a number of hospitals.The rest all went to Sir Henry,who received￡740000.' cd keys
'I had no idea it was so much,'said Holmes in surprise.
'The Baskerville lands are worth about one million pounds,' Dr Mortimer said.
'Dear me,'said Holmes.'A man could kill for that much.One more question.If something happened to our young friend here,who would get Baskerville Hall and all its lands?'
'Well,as you know,Sir Charles had two brothers.Sir Henry is the only son of Sir Charles'younger brother.The youngest brother of the three,Roger,was a criminal.The police wanted him,so he had to leave England.They say he looked exactly like the family picture of old Sir Hugo,who first saw the Hound.He was the same kind of man,too.He went to South America,where he died of a fever.So if Sir Henry died,Baskerville Hall would go to James Desmond,who is a cousin of the Baskervilles.James Desmond is an old man,who lives in the north of England.His life is very simple and he would not want to be rich.'
'Thank you,Dr Mortimer,'said Holmes.'Now,Sir Henry,I agree that you should go to Baskerville Hall as quickly as pos sible.But you must not go alone.I myself cannot leave London at the present time.I am working on another case.I am trying to save one of the most important men in England from a diffi cult situation.I hope my friend Watson will go with you.If there is danger,you could not have a better man by your side.' BANNED power leveling
Sir Henry and I were both very happy with this idea.So we arranged to travel to Devonshire on the following Saturday.
Just as we were leaving Sir Henry's room,he gave a cry and got down on his knees by the table.
'Here's my brown shoe that was lost,'he said,reaching un der the table.
'That's very strange,'said Dr Mortimer.'We both
searched the room before lunch,and it wasn't under the table then.'
None of the people who worked at the hotel could explain how the shoe had got back into the room.
So we had another mystery.On the way back to Baker Street in the taxi,Holmes sat thinking deeply.All through the afternoon and the evening he went on thinking silently,and smoking pipe after pipe.
Just before dinner,a telegram arrived.It was from Sir Henry and said:'Have just heard that Barrymore is at the Hall.'
'So we don't have the answer to the mystery of the man with the beard,'said Holmes.'But perhaps we shall soon have an answer to another question.' World of Warcraft power leveling
At that moment the door bell rang.It was the driver of the bearded man's taxi.
'I got a message that you wanted to see me,'said the driver.'I hope there's nothing wrong.'
'No,no,my good man,'said Holmes.'In fact I'll give you some money if you can answer my questions clearly.Tell me all about the man in your taxi this morning.He was watching this house at ten o'clock and then told you to follow the two gentlemen who came out of it.'
The taxi driver was surprised at how much Holmes seemed to know.He answered:'The man told me that he was a detec tive,and that I should say nothing about him to anyone.'
'This is a serious business,'said Holmes,'and you will be in trouble if you try to hide anything.What can you tell me?'
'The man told me his name,'said the driver.
Holmes looked like a man who has just won an important game.'That was not very clever of him,'he said.'What was his name?'
'His name,'said the taxi driver,'was Sherlock Holmes.'
I have never seen my friend look more surprised Then he laughed loudly.'Tell me where be got into your taxi and everything that happened.'
We already knew most of what the taxi driver told us.But we learned that after we had lost sight of the taxi,it had gone to Waterloo Station,where the man had caught his train.The taxi driver said that the man was welldressed and had a black beard and pale face.He was about forty and not very tall.The driver did not know the colour of the man's eyes.
Holmes gave the man a pound,and sent him away.Then he said:
'We have a very clever enemy,Watson.He is winning the game at the moment.We have no answers at all to the strange things that have happened in London.I hope you are more suc cessful at Baskerville Hall,but I am not happy about sending you there.There is too much danger in this case.'
作者: zhaoqianqian 時間: 2011-9-1 11:56
作者: 覓小陌 時間: 2011-10-21 02:32
作者: moveremily 時間: 2011-11-2 11:09
少兒英語教育是您完美的加盟對象！
中文是我們的母語，但是隨著全球化的推進，我們接收到了越來越多國家文化的沖擊，語言作為文化長期發展的產物，能夠從某個側面展現出這個國家的風土人情。因此有很多人開始對國外語言產生了很大的興趣。在學習的過程中不僅能教會你如何運用這些語言，還能在很多時候作為知識儲備提升你的整體實力，第二外語、甚至第三外語儼然已經成為在求職、晉升方面都十分重要。但是在這些語言中英語無疑是最為重要的！
但是你知道嗎，英語本身的學習需要專業的英語培訓機構為您講授關于口語、語法等課程，這樣才能保證你有正確的學習環境以及標準的發音引導。而且學習一門語言還應該通過這門語言的學習感受到這個國家的文化，以及這個國家的思維方式，這樣才能真正學習到這個國家文化的靈魂，而這些只有專業的英語培訓課程才能做到。對于少兒來講更是如此，這也是為什么越來越多的家長需要自己的孩子盡早接觸英語，只為能贏在起跑線上！所以，少兒英語教育的前景十分廣闊，相對應的收益也是十分巨大的！
因此，如果你也想選擇一個好的加盟對象的話不妨考慮一下少兒英語培訓這個項目，相信您一定會有不一樣的收獲!不久之后一定會獲得豐厚的收益！還在猶豫什么趕緊加入吧，少兒英語教育是您不可錯過的投資對象！
來自《魔耳國際英語》 QQ 1765616987
作者: 惢深嬡 時間: 2012-5-6 10:37
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